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This is a transcript for the episode Attack of the Vampire!

  • (The camera zooms into a tent in an open desert.)
  • Tobus: Take that, noob! Cool! (cuts to the inside of the tent where he was playing on his phone) That was so realistic. (sips water from water bottle)
  • (Tobus hears a rumbling. He looks inside the water bottle where the water inside was shaking. His pupil shrinks. He runs outside the tent.)
  • Tobus: AAAAAAH!!!
  • (Cuts to Luqman2 and Lqman4421 being chased by a giant Vampire Cragsters Max.)
  • Lqman4421: I don't know what went wrong, Luqman2! I thought it was just rabies!
  • Vampire Cragsters Max: Nom, nom, nom, celery! (eats shrub)
  • Lqman4421: (runs away) AAAH!
  • Luqman2: Maybe you gave him too many shots!
  • Izaylin: Luqman2 and Lqman4421 turned the Cragsters Max into a vampire!
  • Tobus: Dude, I see that. Wow, it's like a real life video game!
  • Luqman2: I'm a mixel! Not mixel food!
  • Luqman2 and Lqman4421: AAAAAH!
  • Tobus: This is totally cool!
  • Luqman2 and Lqman4421: AAAAAAH!
  • (Vampire Cragsters Max stomps towards Tobu's tent and Izaylin and Tobus dodge it.)
  • Tobus: AAAAAAH!!! (Vampire Cragsters Max crushes tent) My tent! Now that is not cool!
  • (A tumbleweed passes by. Izaylin pops up.)
  • Izaylin: Ooh! Tumbleweed! (chases tumbleweed)
  • (In the distance, Luqman2 and Lqman4421 were still being chased by Vampire Cragsters Max.)
  • Luqman2: For the love of Maximum Mixel, do something!
  • (Cuts to Lqman4421 behind the caravan with Luqman2, Tobus, and Izaylin.)
  • Lqman4421: Hey, I need that controller.
  • Tobus: (gives controller to Lqman4421) (peeks from behind caravan with Luqman2) Luq, isn't that your car?
  • Luqman2: (sighs)
  • (Cuts to Vampire Cragsters Max eating Luqman2's car.)
  • Luqman2: Yep. And I just washed it. (cuts back to him with Tobus, Lqman4421, and Izaylin) (to Lqman4421) You realize this is all your fault!
  • Lqman4421: Me? You're the one who touched it!
  • (Cuts to Vampire Cragsters Max who burps and looks at Luqman2, Lqman4421, Tobus, and Izaylin. They hide and it eats the rest of Luqman2's car.)
  • Lqman4421: Phew!
  • Tobus: So what's the idea, dudes? Why did you turn the Cragsters Max into a hunger-crazed vampire?
  • Luqman2: I wanted to stop a bat bite that was infecting the Cragsters!
  • Izaylin: Then it will eat my broccoli for me?
  • Lqman4421: There! This is now an electro-magnetic pulse generator.
  • Luqman2: You are going to wipe our vampire out?!
  • Tobus: No! We're going to invite it over for pizza and braid its wires.
  • Luqman2: You can't just destroy it! We can't wipe something out just because we don't understand it! We must learn to embrace our differences. Sure, it smushes things, eats my car.
  • Vampire Cragsters Max: Huh?
  • Luqman2: But maybe, just maybe (runs out from caravan) all it needs is a little love. Right, Vampire Cragsters Max?
  • (Izaylin comes out of the caravan too)
  • Izaylin: Me and Gina love you, Vampire Cragsters Max!
  • Vampire Cragsters Max: Rawr! (picks up Izaylin)
  • Luqman2: Izaylin!
  • (Vampire Cragsters Max puts Izaylin onto his tongue, which is a rusty slide, and Izaylin slides down it, getting eaten.)
  • Izaylin: Ah!
  • Luqman2: Okay, we have to destroy it.
  • Lqman4421: It might not work.
  • Vampire Cragsters Max: (burps)
  • (Luqman2 runs out from the caravan with the electro-magnetic pulse generator.)
  • Luqman2: Hey, Vampire Cragsters Max! Nom nom this!
  • (The pulse generator zaps the robot causing it to fall over with Izaylin falling out of its stomach.)
  • Luqman2: Izaylin.
  • (Izaylin opens his eyes.)
  • Lqman4421: Oh, thank Tesla, you're okay!
  • Izaylin: That... was... awesome! Again! Again!
  • Lqman4421 and Tobus: Yeah!
  • Lqman4421: Excellent!
  • Luqman2: Yeah. (chuckles)
  • Tobus: Yeah!
  • Lqman4421: Yes!
  • (The episode ends.)

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